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Quite the experienced detective, Kilo loves coffee! And dreads monotony.
Better known as Lieutenant Orca, and working for the Deep Blue, an underground detective agency, Kilo swears to relentlessly and tirelessly fight crime and evil!
To solve a mystery, one must be willing to search for truth beneath the water’s surface.
KILO WHALE
LIEUTENANT ORCA
Department: PI, Fraud
Height: 6’5” [197cm]
Weight: 425 lbs [192 kg]
Favorite food: coffee, mackerelKilo has garnered quite the reputation despite his best efforts to avoid being bothered. “Those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”, except for paperwork. You’re always allowed to complain about paperwork.
Exceeds at his job but has the tendency to lose his cool...
He is also quite nimble in spite of his stature.
He enjoys coffee and hangs around at cafes whenever he’s not locked in his own office. Coffee diluted with milk is more interesting, but an espresso is just as fine.
KILO WHALE
LIEUTENANT ORCA
Department: PI, Fraud
Height: 6’5” [197cm]
Weight: 325 lbs [147 kg]
Favorite food: coffee, pineapple slushies, mackerel, fish crackersKilo has garnered quite the reputation despite his best efforts to avoid being bothered. “Those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”, except for paperwork. You’re always allowed to complain about paperwork.
Exceeds at his job but has the tendency to lose his cool...
He is also quite nimble in spite of his stature.He enjoys coffee and hangs around at cafes whenever he’s not locked in his own office. Coffee diluted with milk is more interesting, but an espresso is fine.
KILO WHALE
LIEUTENANT ORCA
Department: PI, Fraud
Height: 6’5” [197cm]
Weight: 325 lbs [147 kg]
Favorite food: coffee, pineapple slushies, mackerel, fish crackersKilo has garnered quite the reputation despite his best efforts to avoid being bothered. “Those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”, except for paperwork. You’re always allowed to complain about paperwork.
Exceeds at his job but has the tendency to lose his cool...
He is also quite nimble in spite of his stature.He enjoys coffee and hangs around at cafes whenever he’s not locked in his own office. Coffee diluted with milk is more interesting, but an espresso is fine.
TYBALT STRYPES
SERGEANT STRYPES
tDepartment: PI, Fraud
Height: 6’2” [187cm]
Weight: 177 lbs [80.4 kg]
Favorite food: cheese-flavored Squares,
cup noodlesIt's a miracle to be able to hold such high moral values while simultaneously being horrendously lazy.
Contrary to this, Tybalt is well-deserving of his notoriety. Best known for being an adept at interrogations, no one can stand to lie to his face. But really, it just sounds like he talks too much.Surely that can't be all that he's good for, though...?In terms of coffee, he enjoys too much sugar, with cinnamon on top.
