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PROJECT STATUS: Enough With The Paperwork! is currently JUST FOR FUN
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suddenly under development?!?!?!?!
Quite the experienced detective, Kilo enjoys coffee and solving crimes!
Although he only ever seems to have the former.He's got a collection of paper coffee cups, and to accompany it, a collection of paperwork to fill out.Better known as Lieutenant Orca, Kilo investigates a string of crimes that seem suspiciously all too convenient. Complete with a stack of paperwork that seems suspiciously all too convenient.The detective finds himself sandwiched between the dangers of evil and utter monotony!
"Hey! Enough with the paperwork!"
KILO WHALE
LIEUTENANT ORCA
Department: PI, Fraud
Height: 6’5” [197cm]
Weight: 425 lbs [192 kg]
Favorite food: coffee, pineapple slushies, mackerel, fish crackersKilo has garnered quite the reputation despite his best efforts to avoid being bothered. “Those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”, except for paperwork. You’re always allowed to complain about paperwork.
Exceeds at his job but has the tendency to lose his cool...
He is also quite nimble in spite of his stature.He enjoys coffee and hangs around at cafes whenever he’s not locked in his own office. Coffee diluted with milk is more interesting, but an espresso is fine.
KILO WHALE
LIEUTENANT ORCA
Department: PI, Fraud
Height: 6’5” [197cm]
Weight: 325 lbs [147 kg]
Favorite food: coffee, pineapple slushies, mackerel, fish crackersKilo has garnered quite the reputation despite his best efforts to avoid being bothered. “Those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”, except for paperwork. You’re always allowed to complain about paperwork.
Exceeds at his job but has the tendency to lose his cool...
He is also quite nimble in spite of his stature.He enjoys coffee and hangs around at cafes whenever he’s not locked in his own office. Coffee diluted with milk is more interesting, but an espresso is fine.
KILO WHALE
LIEUTENANT ORCA
Department: PI, Fraud
Height: 6’5” [197cm]
Weight: 325 lbs [147 kg]
Favorite food: coffee, pineapple slushies, mackerel, fish crackersKilo has garnered quite the reputation despite his best efforts to avoid being bothered. “Those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”, except for paperwork. You’re always allowed to complain about paperwork.
Exceeds at his job but has the tendency to lose his cool...
He is also quite nimble in spite of his stature.He enjoys coffee and hangs around at cafes whenever he’s not locked in his own office. Coffee diluted with milk is more interesting, but an espresso is fine.
TYBALT STRYPES
SERGEANT TIGER
tDepartment: PI, Fraud
Height: 6’2” [187cm]
Weight: 177 lbs [80.4 kg]
Favorite food: cheese-flavored Squares,
cup noodlesIt's a miracle to be able to hold such high moral values while simultaneously being horrendously lazy.
Contrary to this, Tybalt is well-deserving of his notoriety. Best known for being an adept at interrogations, no one can stand to lie to his face. But really, it just sounds like he talks too much.Surely that can't be all that he's good for, though...?In terms of coffee, he enjoys too much sugar, with cinnamon on top.
CITRUS "GLUE" O'HARE
DETECTIVE GLUE
Department: Investigative Assistant
Height: 5’7” [171 cm]
Weight: 135 lbs [61 kg]
Favorite food: tuna salad, cornets[Inadvertently] nicknamed “Glue” by Kilo for her persistence in bothering him, she finds the name to be honorable. Glue greatly respects and admires Kilo, praying that one day she will be as cool as he is.
Aside from relentlessly brewing coffee, she also fills the role of working at investigations when Kilo is suddenly forced to work with others.
Glue herself is extremely quick and seems to vanish into thin air when in combat. She fights with an attitude as if she has already won. When you live life in close proximity to Lieutenant Orca, you have no choice but to give your 120% effort in everything.
No less.Café Con Leche without sugar contrasts the sweetness of a pastry. It tastes as exciting as a great detective mystery.
"MEOW"
LIEUTENANT MEOW
Department: PI (supervisor)
Height: 6'5” [198 cm]
Weight: 197 lbs [89.36 kg]
Favorite food: anything sourThe scum of the office. "Mr. Meow" is the hall monitor that breathes over your shoulder; he's a stickler for the boss' rules, unlike Kilo. Speaking of Kilo, he has it out for Kilo, as most do. Though he's really the other side to Kilo's temperamental coin.His coffee preference is any foreign blend. He thinks it sounds fancy.
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08/07/24 / WORKING ON THE FIRST CHAPTER OF EWPW!
I PURPOSEFULLY THREW MYSELF INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE STORY, KNOWING I’D WANT TO REWRITE AFTER GAINING MORE EXPERIENCE. WELL, HAHA, I BEAT MY SELF TO IT, SO I WIN!
I’VE KEPT THE PROLOGUE UP UNTIL I BEGIN UPDATES AGAIN! I WORK ON ENOUGH WITH THE PAPERWORK! NON-STOP, SO I AIM FOR A WINTER/SPRING OFFICIAL LAUNCH!
10/07/24 / SLIGHT LOGO UPDATE. STILL WORKING ON PAGES . . . .
✎📄bonus..! |
prologue ...|
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chapter #01...|
more ewpw for your convenience.
you've reached the end. author duck wants coffee.
✎📄concept art..! |
✎📄etc..! |
proof of concept: ✓
read more on the tumblr site! <-WIP